when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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