I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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