I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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