She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i think my tv is drunk
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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