i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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