the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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