He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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