I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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