The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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