i'm signing you up for texting rehab
i would punch a child for taco bell
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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