I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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