I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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