we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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