That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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