so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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