i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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