Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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