looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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