so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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