so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
if only i could text you this smell
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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