sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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