You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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