Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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