called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
