If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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