suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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