some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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