okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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