I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I love having hate sex.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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