There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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