It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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