Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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