She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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