so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
When did angry sex become our thing?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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