Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Moan for me like Helen Keller
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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