Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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