We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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