New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm too high and old for this...
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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