I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
is it fun? or sober?
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