The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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