We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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