he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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