her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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