just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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