its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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