She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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