Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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