bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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