his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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