my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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