She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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