I got chris browned last night
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Ketchup is God's man juice
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Randomize
