I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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