Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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